Beyond The Bench Gifts

'...And zap him quick, before that bleeding-heart Governor gets back from vacation.'

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

You are much more likely to think outside the box if it is broken.

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

Truth

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

BLESS YOU

'Listen Mabel, you are 70, I am 75 and we have known each other since junior school. It's pure wishful thinking on your part if you claim I am 'grooming' you...'

"If atheism is a religion, why hasn't it broken up into splinter groups who murder each other?"

Air Sitar.

"How do you know he was offsides? How do you know anything? Isn’t it possible this is all a dream?!"

Young British Artists.

'The view is great, but sometimes you've got to hang out with the non-fliers.'

'I think things went wrong for me in the fifth round.' 'In hindsight, was that a good time to begin meditating?'

This plaque commemorates the trees that was cut down to make space for this bench.

"Forty years ago on this very seat I proposed to you. Made up your mind yet?"

'My name is Judge Clyde Sandorf; better known as 'ol' tough as nails'.'

"Why, sir, I'm beginning to think you don't value my creativity!"

"Kazakov is employing the rare 'Mr. Castle and Horsey go on an adventure' defense."

'Doesn't this bench belong in the park?'

'Professor Wilkins obviously doesn't understand my creative side.'

Coming soon, wet paint.

Park Statue

'The count goes vegetarian'

“I like this painting because it has a bench.”

Pickleball, the Musical

'Creative meeting. I hope you're taking this seriously.'

"Good. Now, this time, also flap our wings."

"We did everything we could."

"Is this seat a disputed area?"

"In memory of Lofty Thomas."

The vampire...at the game

'There's something very odd here.'

"Damn it, Wilbur, that's our bench!"