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'No I don't do decaf, soy lattes with a shot of vanilla!'

A Good Batch.

Cocktails on the verandah.

On holiday.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Cat Nip.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

We'll have Manhattans...

Pina Coladas

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

"An everything Martini, please."

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

You're the botanicals in my gin

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

Balancing two espresso martinis

In case of emergency, break glass.

Margarita

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

"I love these off-site business meetings."

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Espresso Martini Peacock

"Scotch and water musick."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'