Beverage Purist Prints

'No I don't do decaf, soy lattes with a shot of vanilla!'

A Good Batch.

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

On holiday.

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Cat Nip.

Pina Coladas

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

We'll have Manhattans...

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"An everything Martini, please."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

You're the botanicals in my gin

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Balancing two espresso martinis

In case of emergency, break glass.

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

Margarita

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"I love these off-site business meetings."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

Espresso Martini Peacock

"Scotch and water musick."

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'