Let them wear their fun side with a T-shirt that showcases their love for beverages and banter. A perfect gift for casual occasions or laid-back days, this shirt will surely get laughs.
"You gave me the wrong drink. I demand a total refund!!" "OK. Where's the drink?" "What do you mean? I drank it. It wasn't till I was done that I realized it was the wrong drink. The right drink leaves a different aftertaste." "You can't finish the drink and then ask for a refund. That's not how it works." "You didn't tell me that before I paid for the wrong drink. So that's on you." "That's not how it works!"
"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"
"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."
"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"
Teapot
Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'
'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'
'The first cocktail.'
"It feels like me against the world but it's actually just the state of Connecticut."
"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"
'I hate the moods yuo wake up in!'
'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'
Wine Talking
"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."
"Don't feel bad. The rest of us can't hold our liquor either."
'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'
I'm going to hate myself in the morning, but I hate everything in the morning.
"I'd say my favourite wine is the sixth one."
"Brandy, coffee, decaf, herb tea, or cran-apple?"
'And this is my dad. He's the wine critic for The Herald and he can drink your dads under the table.'
'You've had enough!'
MAN OF THE YEAR, 'You must come here a lot.'
"Old Martini Had A Farm"
"We don't need a test drive. Just let us try out the cup holders."
Before you learn to make the perfect ale, my son, you must first learn to make the perfect little bowl of nuts and pretzels.
Good duck, bad duck.
The Corkscrew Thrower
They said he couldn't have a two-liter soda, and he just went crazy!
Welcome! Milk Convention!: 'Bourbon, milk chaser- no, make that milk, bourbon chaser.'
'I think globally but I drink locally!'
'I wasn't sure if the wine was breathing, so I've been giving it mouth-to-mouth.'
'Our small drink is medium, our medium is large, and our large is illegal.'
"I'm ready to switch"
East End Ginger Beer Vendor
"Who you calling a candya**?"
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