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His patience running thing, the ref pushes the mute button and ends the argument.

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

'I hate the moods yuo wake up in!'

'It was all ball!'

"You gave me the wrong drink. I demand a total refund!!" "OK. Where's the drink?" "What do you mean? I drank it. It wasn't till I was done that I realized it was the wrong drink. The right drink leaves a different aftertaste." "You can't finish the drink and then ask for a refund. That's not how it works." "You didn't tell me that before I paid for the wrong drink. So that's on you." "That's not how it works!"

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

'...How can I trust you to handle multimillion-dollar accounts if you can't even spin a basketball on your fingertip?'

'No way can I guard this guy! He's playing like he's possessed!'

'What?! I barely touched him! He's pulling the old flopperoo!'

'What is wrong with you, Covington? Larson's sales territory is twice the size of yours, and yet she managed to find the time to learn how to palm a basketball!'

'I need my lifestyle validated.'

'The Giants vs. Trolls'

'It's all Dewey's fault, coach. Rick was showing me how he can fit an entire basketball in his mouth when Dewey walked up and slapped him on the back.'

Basketball net above the garage door.

Mary recycles her brother's old basketball sneakers.

'You think you've got a bad knee? Let me tell you about a bad knee, my brother.'

Marvin preferred the old fashioned way of arguing, before instant replay.

Bert and Edna Bentley - At it since 1943.

'Well, so much for Hennessey. ... But from now on, don't make anyone dribble too close to the piranha tank.'

'See that? Every single time he gets the ball, he takes too many steps, and they never call it.'

'Well, no, I can't seem to find a rule forbidding this, but I still don't think it's legal.'

Why pirates don't get picked in basketball teams.

'I see that wearing underwear endorsed by Michael Jordan has done nothing for your jump shot.'

'Ernie, pluck yourself! We're skins!!'

'Is throwing a toupee a technical foul?'

"O.K.m who overinflated the ball?"

"I've never been so insulted in my life! If my arms could reach, I'd slap your face!"

'I like to listen to white noise to relax.'

"Yes, you'll do it? Or yes, you wish I were dead?"

'And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the way the ball bounces.'

'This is the NBA, Doug. It's a whole new level. You need to stop referring to your locker as 'my cubby'...'

"I'm not a huge football fan but who doesn't love the Superball, right?!"

'The Headsman is attempting a three point basket shot.'

The very last time anyone saw Sean McCarthy.