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'And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the way the ball bounces.'

"O.K.m who overinflated the ball?"

Danny plants his feet and draws the charging foul.

'Is throwing a toupee a technical foul?'

'The Giants vs. Trolls'

'Ernie, pluck yourself! We're skins!!'

'Lasseter Go in for,,, What You're still dead'

'I see that wearing underwear endorsed by Michael Jordan has done nothing for your jump shot.'

'I like to listen to white noise to relax.'

'The Headsman is attempting a three point basket shot.'

Why pirates don't get picked in basketball teams.

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Punt Cake

Football Chameleon

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Pete Sampras

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

Gary turns 40.

Alternative fielding positions

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Trojan Hurdler.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"Getting the hang of it?"

Sloth 10K.

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

The Hockey World

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"