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'And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the way the ball bounces.'

"O.K.m who overinflated the ball?"

Danny plants his feet and draws the charging foul.

'Is throwing a toupee a technical foul?'

'The Giants vs. Trolls'

'Ernie, pluck yourself! We're skins!!'

'Lasseter Go in for,,, What You're still dead'

'I see that wearing underwear endorsed by Michael Jordan has done nothing for your jump shot.'

'I like to listen to white noise to relax.'

'The Headsman is attempting a three point basket shot.'

Why pirates don't get picked in basketball teams.

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Punt Cake

Football Chameleon

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Gary turns 40.

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

Alternative fielding positions

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Trojan Hurdler.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

Footballer kicking his own brain.

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

'He's definitely heading for a red card.'