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Danny plants his feet and draws the charging foul.

Gary turns 40.

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

'Here we go again...'

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

Punishment for the kicker.

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Football heads...

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

Team medic spraying deodorant

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

"Cricket...six minutes of excitement crammed into six hours!"

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

"Wow! This really is a lofted iron!"

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

'Please open your mouth and say '68, 56, 87, ..'

"Idiot! I signaled for a sinker!"

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

"Oh, come on ref. How can you not see that?!"

'The Ref gave out 4 yellow cards, 2 reds and 7 Valentine cards.'

The only drug this league tests positive for is Geritol.

'Oh, dude. Maybe the electronics store has a, throws like a little girl return policy.'