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Danny plants his feet and draws the charging foul.

Gary turns 40.

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

Cat and mouse.

Pole Vault Rules

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

'Here we go again...'

Ok, ok, maybe you guys are right - maybe I do have a concussion.

'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Punishment for the kicker.

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

Football heads...

Team medic spraying deodorant

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

"Cricket...six minutes of excitement crammed into six hours!"

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

"Oh, come on ref. How can you not see that?!"

'Please open your mouth and say '68, 56, 87, ..'

'The Ref gave out 4 yellow cards, 2 reds and 7 Valentine cards.'

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

"Idiot! I signaled for a sinker!"

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

"Wow! This really is a lofted iron!"

'To protect their investments, many baseball owners are hiring bodyguards for their players.'

The only drug this league tests positive for is Geritol.