Bets Pillows

'Actually I don't care either way. I bet £100 that you would fail me...'

Little league world series of poker.

A day at the races

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

'I don't like to take chances.'

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

Playing cards.

How I met your mother

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

Destination casinos...

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

Nostradamus.

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

Post Game Day Betting.

'I'll give five bucks to anyone showing me a fish more than ten inches long.'

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

A day at the races

election polling

'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

'I told you she could get them all in under a minute. Now pay up.'

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

'Nothing really happened in Vegas, but my money stayed there.'