Bet Lover Pillows

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

How I met your mother

'The English player has hit the net more times than the entire England team in the football World Cup!'

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

'I took my money out of the bank and put it into municipal bonds...'

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

Destination casinos...

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

'Long term I like energy and transportation stocks. Short term I like lottery tickets.'

Post Game Day Betting.

"In light of current market conditions, I've diversified your portfolio to include Lotto tickets and bingo chips."

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool!"

'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'

"Watch out for the linebacker over the middle and the guy in section 7 whose point spread you ruined."

Spot the Ball connoisseur

'Hey, we're doing an office pool on who gets to bust that illegal card game on Main.'

Pink Floyd.

"He's in a high stake poker game right now."

"I thought you meant a football pool."

I've never seen anyone so confident about a race!

I'm going to say my prayers. Should I play the same lotto numbers?

Game Hen on a Downward Spiral: 'What the hell. I ain't no chicken! I'm bettin' it all!'

Man sees sign on betting shop door listing odds on when the proprietor will come back from lunch.

'Don't put any money on him. I saw him placing a bet on the favourite.'

"And I suppost you've never had a friendly wager with a colleague?"

"I expected it to be a lot busier on our opening night."

Fuzz - Max almost chokes on his own vomit.

'Ere Bert, what do I do with a lady who wants an each way bet on the boat race?'

'Alright, alright, you've won your bet: You can lift me with one hand...'

A Good Bet.