Bet Analyst Pillows

"I thought you meant a football pool."

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

Little league world series of poker.

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

A day at the races

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'I don't like to take chances.'

Cricket Accidents.

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

The Other Cooperstown

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

'How to time the market' seminar - 2pm, postponed to 3pm, then to 4pm.

Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship.

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

'...I don't like your chances!'

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

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