Benzene Enthusiast Gifts

Great events in Chemistry...

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

"Garden variety allergies."

The Fall of Gnome

'Gesundheit.'

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

Storm in a magic lamp.

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

Aromatherapy for Men

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

"No one summons me anymore. They all have oil."

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

"Okay, I fixed the leaking roof, and I moved the couch over to the far wall, but I'm sorry, I don't unblock toilets!"

I guess that's one way to get the ER renovated.

Balding gnomes

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

2 + 2 = 4. 2 x 2 = 4. Oh, I get it! It's a Zen thing!

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

Watering the garden gnome

'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

A series of cameras go through a war zone.