Benzene Enthusiast Pillows

Great events in Chemistry...

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

The Fall of Gnome

"Garden variety allergies."

'Gesundheit.'

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

Storm in a magic lamp.

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

Aromatherapy for Men

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

"No one summons me anymore. They all have oil."

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

"Okay, I fixed the leaking roof, and I moved the couch over to the far wall, but I'm sorry, I don't unblock toilets!"

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

Balding gnomes

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

Watering the garden gnome

I guess that's one way to get the ER renovated.

'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

A series of cameras go through a war zone.

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."