Benefits Buff Pillows

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

'No, you don't get a check because your computer is disabled.'

Social Security, The Movie!

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

E.U. Banking Union.

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

'Hi. Due to the regulation fervor, I'm one of the clowns from Washington here to tell you how to run your business.'

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

"It's good you're avoiding radioactive pieces of your destroyed home planet that deprive you of your superpowers... but you should also watch the sodium."

Jumping Wall Street.

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

Standard And P****d.

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

'Let's go home and come back next year. It's Ground Hog Deficit!'

'Dow, Jones, Russell & Nikkei - Leading economic indicators.'

The End is Nigh

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

'No trouble at all giving you an overdraft Mr Simkins - have mine!'

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

"Can you do battle with him later?... He's watching, 'Game of Thrones'."

The new president to the rescue.

'I have identified 240 stages of organizational change. Before I discuss them, coffee anyone?'

Humpty Dumpty on Wall Street.

US economy outperforms Europe.

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

The Great Divide.

Home Foreclosed Home.

So, have you had this 'human flu' yet?

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

'Oh no! We're in negative equity.'