Benefit Brooder Pillows

"We have your nest egg, fried, scrambled and splat."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

No bottle feeding.

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

'It's a screaming ladies part.'

'Look...it's almost empty! Those pesky birds need to quit stealin' the food out of this squirrel feeder!'

"I trust I don't get them mixed up. The midwife will be weraing a badge. Mum will be wearing a sigh of relief."

'This is the Polled Texas Longhorn - the breed of the future!'

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

'My wife, my rancher, his artificial insemination device!'

'I couldn't keep squirrels away from my bird feeders, so I called a lawyer!'

"My dad was a prize-winning bull too: According to Mum, he won a raffle once at the local fair..."

'Here comes the pimp.'

A woman breaks a loaf of bread into breadcrumbs for the ducks.

"They are what keeps me going. You wouldn't believe how expensive it is raising three kids."

"Here's a free tip for you, kid: learn how to brood. Most people in the world mistake it for depth."

'I'm not comfort eating . . . she's comfort feeding.'

Snake Breeding Program...KNOCK BEFORE ENTERING! Welcome all ye who slither here

"Why don't they come up with a breed that'll live longer?"

'What sort of mix is she?'

Poe at the Park

Bird watching TV

'Stop me if you've heard this one before.'

"Please don't tell me they're making broth."

'Well, Martha, there goes the end of our virgin wool.'

A cattle baron.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Lunch is served at the Kennel Club

Other Peoples Babies.