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"We have your nest egg, fried, scrambled and splat."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

'He's an octopussy. They're specially bred to catch over 100 mice an hour.'

No bottle feeding.

'It's a screaming ladies part.'

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

'Look...it's almost empty! Those pesky birds need to quit stealin' the food out of this squirrel feeder!'

"My dad was a prize-winning bull too: According to Mum, he won a raffle once at the local fair..."

'This is the Polled Texas Longhorn - the breed of the future!'

'I couldn't keep squirrels away from my bird feeders, so I called a lawyer!'

"I trust I don't get them mixed up. The midwife will be weraing a badge. Mum will be wearing a sigh of relief."

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

'My wife, my rancher, his artificial insemination device!'

'Here comes the pimp.'

"They are what keeps me going. You wouldn't believe how expensive it is raising three kids."

A woman breaks a loaf of bread into breadcrumbs for the ducks.

"Here's a free tip for you, kid: learn how to brood. Most people in the world mistake it for depth."

'I'm not comfort eating . . . she's comfort feeding.'

Bird watching TV

'They want full access to the feeders or they're going to show us their own version of Alfred Hitchcock's 'The Birds.''

'Stop me if you've heard this one before.'

Poe at the Park

Snake Breeding Program...KNOCK BEFORE ENTERING! Welcome all ye who slither here

'What sort of mix is she?'

"Why don't they come up with a breed that'll live longer?"

"Please don't tell me they're making broth."

Other Peoples Babies.

'Well, Martha, there goes the end of our virgin wool.'

A cattle baron.