Bench Warmer's Nightmare Pillows

Add a touch of humor to their lounge area with a comfy pillow that pokes fun at the 'Bench Warmer's Nightmare.' Perfect for relaxing after a game or during a lazy weekend.

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"I AM at my usual position."

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'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!' mockup

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

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"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on." mockup

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

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'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!' mockup

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

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"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap." mockup

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."

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"And this is Joshua, he'll be a hundred and forty-seven months next week."

"And this is Joshua, he'll be a hundred and forty-seven months next week." mockup

"And this is Joshua, he'll be a hundred and forty-seven months next week."

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Feathered frenzy

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'I said, I've decided to make myself available for the NBA draft.'

'I said, I've decided to make myself available for the NBA draft.' mockup

'I said, I've decided to make myself available for the NBA draft.'

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Spring Training

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Half asleep.

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"I play 'backside'. My 'backside' is always sitting on the bench."

"I play 'backside'. My 'backside' is always sitting on the bench." mockup

"I play 'backside'. My 'backside' is always sitting on the bench."

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"No, your laptop turning red isn't a new, cool feature. It's red because it's hot. When is the last time you cleaned it?"

"No, your laptop turning red isn't a new, cool feature. It's red because it's hot. When is the last time you cleaned it?" mockup

"No, your laptop turning red isn't a new, cool feature. It's red because it's hot. When is the last time you cleaned it?"

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'See that, Greg? His back is straight. Both feet flat on the floor. Eyes fixed on the game. It's natural talent, Greg. You just can't teach that.'

'See that, Greg? His back is straight. Both feet flat on the floor. Eyes fixed on the game. It's natural talent, Greg. You just can't teach that.' mockup

'See that, Greg? His back is straight. Both feet flat on the floor. Eyes fixed on the game. It's natural talent, Greg. You just can't teach that.'

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Mum! I'm cold! - 'Put your jumper on then!' - 'I'm already wearing it!' - '' - 'Mum! I can't reach the thermostat!' - 'Oh, that's a shame, dear.' -

Mum! I'm cold! - 'Put your jumper on then!' - 'I'm already wearing it!' - '' - 'Mum! I can't reach the thermostat!' - 'Oh, that's a shame, dear.' - mockup

Mum! I'm cold! - 'Put your jumper on then!' - 'I'm already wearing it!' - '' - 'Mum! I can't reach the thermostat!' - 'Oh, that's a shame, dear.' -

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'My name is Judge Clyde Sandorf; better known as 'ol' tough as nails'.'

'My name is Judge Clyde Sandorf; better known as 'ol' tough as nails'.' mockup

'My name is Judge Clyde Sandorf; better known as 'ol' tough as nails'.'

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The new heated seats were proving to be just a little too hot for the fans!

The new heated seats were proving to be just a little too hot for the fans! mockup

The new heated seats were proving to be just a little too hot for the fans!

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'It was Bob's last wish to spread his ashes on the spot where he spent most of his athletic career.'

'It was Bob's last wish to spread his ashes on the spot where he spent most of his athletic career.' mockup

'It was Bob's last wish to spread his ashes on the spot where he spent most of his athletic career.'

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People for the ethical treatment of athletes.

People for the ethical treatment of athletes. mockup

People for the ethical treatment of athletes.

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'That's impressive, Hanks. Now just 'presto' it right back out of his skill. Geez... And you wonder why you never play.'

'That's impressive, Hanks. Now just 'presto' it right back out of his skill. Geez... And you wonder why you never play.' mockup

'That's impressive, Hanks. Now just 'presto' it right back out of his skill. Geez... And you wonder why you never play.'

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Frederick's Of Winnipeg

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"I AM at my usual position."

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'Dear diary: day sixty, still haven't played. Starting to regret choosing baseball. Over the NBA...'

'Dear diary: day sixty, still haven't played. Starting to regret choosing baseball. Over the NBA...' mockup

'Dear diary: day sixty, still haven't played. Starting to regret choosing baseball. Over the NBA...'

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Office Heating

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'That's the trouble with parks football - there's not much quality on the bench!'

'That's the trouble with parks football - there's not much quality on the bench!' mockup

'That's the trouble with parks football - there's not much quality on the bench!'

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'Yo, Dewey! Got another one over here when you're done.'

'Yo, Dewey! Got another one over here when you're done.' mockup

'Yo, Dewey! Got another one over here when you're done.'

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"I play 'backside'. My backside is always on the bench."

"I play 'backside'. My backside is always on the bench." mockup

"I play 'backside'. My backside is always on the bench."

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'Well, this is your lucky day, Sheedy.Go in for Moore... He just blew out his knee.'

'Well, this is your lucky day, Sheedy.Go in for Moore... He just blew out his knee.' mockup

'Well, this is your lucky day, Sheedy.Go in for Moore... He just blew out his knee.'

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"In memory of Lofty Thomas."

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'Well, I don't know much about sport, but I know what I like.'

'Well, I don't know much about sport, but I know what I like.' mockup

'Well, I don't know much about sport, but I know what I like.'

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'...Charles is a better kiss-up, so he will be starting in the position right next to me on the bench.'

'...Charles is a better kiss-up, so he will be starting in the position right next to me on the bench.' mockup

'...Charles is a better kiss-up, so he will be starting in the position right next to me on the bench.'

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It has been 103 innings since I last played.

It has been 103 innings since I last played. mockup

It has been 103 innings since I last played.

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Bench Warmer's Nightmare Pillows Collection

Bench Warmer's Nightmare Mugs

Explore our collection of 'Bench Warmer's Nightmare' mugs—quintessential coffee companions for anyone who loves a good laugh while sipping.

Bench Warmer's Nightmare Prints

Bring humor to your walls with a 'Bench Warmer's Nightmare' print—an ideal gift for sports fans who love to joke about their sideline status.

Bench Warmer's Nightmare T-Shirts

Discover our witty t-shirt designs for the 'Bench Warmer's Nightmare'—perfect for showcasing sideline pride with humor and style.