Benchwarmer Specialist Pillows

'What's the difference? I won't be called anyway.'

"I AM at my usual position."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

The Romantic - Heart shaped medals

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."

Love.

Feathered frenzy

'I said, I've decided to make myself available for the NBA draft.'

'Who turned up the thermostat?'

Lesbian Couple

Spring Training

Be a friend.

"I play 'backside'. My 'backside' is always sitting on the bench."

"Sure, I had a retirement plan. Stop going to work"

'See that, Greg? His back is straight. Both feet flat on the floor. Eyes fixed on the game. It's natural talent, Greg. You just can't teach that.'

'My name is Judge Clyde Sandorf; better known as 'ol' tough as nails'.'

People for the ethical treatment of athletes.

Coming soon, wet paint.

Park Statue

'That's impressive, Hanks. Now just 'presto' it right back out of his skill. Geez... And you wonder why you never play.'

“I like this painting because it has a bench.”

"I AM at my usual position."

'Dear diary: day sixty, still haven't played. Starting to regret choosing baseball. Over the NBA...'

'Well, I don't know much about sport, but I know what I like.'

"I play 'backside'. My backside is always on the bench."

'Yo, Dewey! Got another one over here when you're done.'

'...Charles is a better kiss-up, so he will be starting in the position right next to me on the bench.'

'That's the trouble with parks football - there's not much quality on the bench!'

"In memory of Lofty Thomas."