Benchwarmer Specialist Prints

'What's the difference? I won't be called anyway.'

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"I AM at my usual position."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"As the new head coach, my first move will be to blow up the entire roster."

The Romantic - Heart shaped medals

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."

'I said, I've decided to make myself available for the NBA draft.'

Feathered frenzy

Love.

'Who turned up the thermostat?'

Lesbian Couple

Spring Training

Be a friend.

I'm a seat warmer test dummy.

"I play 'backside'. My 'backside' is always sitting on the bench."

"Sure, I had a retirement plan. Stop going to work"

'My name is Judge Clyde Sandorf; better known as 'ol' tough as nails'.'

Nobody has been on the this team longer, without actually playing in a game than you guys. We're setting a benchmark!

'See that, Greg? His back is straight. Both feet flat on the floor. Eyes fixed on the game. It's natural talent, Greg. You just can't teach that.'

People for the ethical treatment of athletes.

'That's impressive, Hanks. Now just 'presto' it right back out of his skill. Geez... And you wonder why you never play.'

Coming soon, wet paint.

Park Statue

“I like this painting because it has a bench.”

'Dear diary: day sixty, still haven't played. Starting to regret choosing baseball. Over the NBA...'

"I AM at my usual position."

'Yo, Dewey! Got another one over here when you're done.'

'That's the trouble with parks football - there's not much quality on the bench!'

"I play 'backside'. My backside is always on the bench."

'Well, this is your lucky day, Sheedy.Go in for Moore... He just blew out his knee.'

Don

"In memory of Lofty Thomas."