Belt Chaser T-Shirts

"Three more classes and I get my belt."

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

WiFi Signals

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Dancing at the Clubs.

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Cat Zoom Meeting

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

'This is no game! This is who I am!'

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

'No, and I mean it! We just went for a walk an hour ago.'

"And here are today's categories...."

Careerist

Destiny is all...

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"

A hand reaches frantically out a trailer bathroom door trying to grab a roll of toilet paper that's rolling away and down the aisle.

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."

"So what's on the agenda today? Let's see--nap, then count my spots, then nap again, then chase my tale, nap yet again, then beg for good, nap, scratch at the door, finally come in and find a spot to go to sleep. Just not enough time in the day."

"He's into binge fetching."

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

"Stop chasing my tail? I'd be lost if I had no goal in life."

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

"These dizzy spells, I have a theory."

"Hey! Your phone isn't turned on."

'Wow, you really have Tabby excited now! I can almost hear her breathe!'

"It's tough balancing work, family and chasing that ball."

"Things come too easy for me. I could always catch my tail."

'I realize this is an advances aerobics class, but I still don't think we're ready to work out to 'Flight of the Bumble Bee'!'