Bell Hop Gifts

You called? What can I do for you?

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Beer Stall

Best Before 5th Pint.

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

Just the one...

Nature Lovers

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

Next Round Indicator

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

'Avoid the Christmas rush, drink now.

'Talking of of big tops have you seen the new barmaid at the Green Dragon?'

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

"Your shout!"

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"