Believer In Magic Markets Gifts

"If you believe, clap your hands. Don't let our IPO die!"

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.'

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation."

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

Falling stocks appear to be rising when man stands on his head.

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

'Basically it's a stock that if a chain of near miraculous events would happen to occur, you'd make a bundle.'

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

Fairy Vet

Melissa's Mark Prediction Service

'Some think we economic forecasters speak a lot of Mumbo Jumbo'

"I've accepted that I'm getting richer."

'I'm a 100% consistent investor. I buy bonds when I should buy stocks when I should buy bonds.'

'The crystal ball says to buy and the 8-Ball says to sell.'

'Come back in two months the meaning of life can change, depending if the market is bullish or bearish.'

Man sees 'Palm Readings and Stock Projections' business window

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

The church of our lady of wall street.

Some day my Prince will come...

'I've been a broker for almost three days and I've never seen the market act like this.'

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

In case of stock market crash break glass.

"Where should we target our advertising dollars? "Hold on, I'm checking my website."

'Your life will being when all of your kids are married and the dog dies.'

'I wonder if I can increase its range?'

"Don't forget, the market will take a sharp downturn on the stroke of midnight."