Magic Of Markets Gifts

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"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.'

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation."

Dow Jones drop

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

Falling stocks appear to be rising when man stands on his head.

Customer Convention

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

'In a Washington economic summit, a panel of three economists offered two dozen opinions about the direction of global economics.'

Melissa's Mark Prediction Service

'Tropical fruit, imported cheese, coconuts...I'm not really into that 'eat locally' stuff.'

"I've accepted that I'm getting richer."

Produce Market. Lots of things are going on with the produce. The tomatoes, as usual, are having a fruit or veggie identity crisis. Though it makes no sense, the apples and oranges are constantly comparing themselves to one another. The plums are happy. Any assignment or position that comes their way is always the best. That potatoes want couches, of course. And the bananas think they should run the market government. Sure, a banana republic!

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

School of Wizardry and Creative Accounting.

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

Madame Borigard: Reader of the Occult - Derivatives & Credit Default Swaps Explained

'I'm a 100% consistent investor. I buy bonds when I should buy stocks when I should buy bonds.'

'The crystal ball says to buy and the 8-Ball says to sell.'

'Come back in two months the meaning of life can change, depending if the market is bullish or bearish.'

Man sees 'Palm Readings and Stock Projections' business window

"Today stocks rose on the news that 'down' is a temporary state of mind."

An August Bank-Holiday in the East End.

Unfortunately my weight is like the stock market. In the short run it goes up and down, but over the long term in keeps reaching new heights.

'I've been a broker for almost three days and I've never seen the market act like this.'

The church of our lady of wall street.

In case of stock market crash break glass.

'Stop that gloating!'

'As expected, your shares of de ja vu are rebounding, again.'

'I wonder if I can increase its range?'