Being Unwell Gifts

"Get Whale Soon!"

'If she doesn't get well, do I get a refund?'

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Self help acupuncture

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Lactose Intolerant

'Well, well, well...'

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Turn, turn and turn.

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

Social distancing

Be Healthy

"Your contents have shifted."

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Low-Energy Drinks

'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

"Try thinking about something else."

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Yoga Xmas Decorations

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

Yoga classes door.

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'