Being Unwell Prints

"Get Whale Soon!"

'If she doesn't get well, do I get a refund?'

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Self help acupuncture

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Lactose Intolerant

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

'Well, well, well...'

Social distancing

Be Healthy

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

Turn, turn and turn.

"Your contents have shifted."

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Low-Energy Drinks

'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

"Try thinking about something else."

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Self-esteem room

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

Unguided imagery

Critisize your weight.