Behavioral Medicine T-Shirts

'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

Santa Claus's Mail

"I hate it when we fight."

Dog Park / Cat Park

Human Behavior Institute. Out Experiencing Lunch.

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

Carrot VS Stick

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

"Sometimes I bark at nothing."

"Is this where the breakout session on adolescent behavior meets?"

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

'What is it with dogs and the thrill of getting caught?'

One giant bark for dogkind.

"Extreme? Maybe. But I have the best behaved school in the district."

Pavlov's dog

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

Conserve water! NO compulsive hand washing

Monkey casino study.

"I don't want them to smell fear, so I'm going to roll in something before the interview."

Freudian vs Behavior therapist.

The Prisoner's Dilemma

'Mind if we play through?'

'Where it asks, 'head of household'. . . who is it. . . you or Marmaduke?'

Before the Salivating Dogs

"I think up most of the things that get me in trouble here while I'm in the time-out chair at home."

Before she disciplined a student, Principal Helen Edelman played recordings of previous visitors to her office.

"Is this your work?"

Konrad Lorenz

"I can't stand the way it's taunting us!"

"You can tell he's not a stray. He picks up after himself."

"This is a big step in your therapy...cross the road, cross the road..."

'I can't sign that behavior contract unless my attorney reviews it.'

How Mrs Pavlov Would Call her Son to the Dinner Table

The inspiration for Pavlov's experiments. Ding Dong. Ding Dong. Pizza delivery!