Behavioral Medicine Mugs

'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

Santa Claus's Mail

"I hate it when we fight."

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

Dog Park / Cat Park

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

Carrot VS Stick

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

"Is this where the breakout session on adolescent behavior meets?"

"Sometimes I bark at nothing."

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

Pavlov's dog

One giant bark for dogkind.

'What is it with dogs and the thrill of getting caught?'

"Extreme? Maybe. But I have the best behaved school in the district."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

Monkey casino study.

"I don't want them to smell fear, so I'm going to roll in something before the interview."

Conserve water! NO compulsive hand washing

Freudian vs Behavior therapist.

'Where it asks, 'head of household'. . . who is it. . . you or Marmaduke?'

Before the Salivating Dogs

"I think up most of the things that get me in trouble here while I'm in the time-out chair at home."

'Mind if we play through?'

Konrad Lorenz

"Is this your work?"

"I can't stand the way it's taunting us!"

"This is a big step in your therapy...cross the road, cross the road..."

"You can tell he's not a stray. He picks up after himself."

'I can't sign that behavior contract unless my attorney reviews it.'

How Mrs Pavlov Would Call her Son to the Dinner Table

'I agree with the theory that there are no bad kids, just bad parents.'