Pavlov's dogs - 'I don't know about you,but that bell's starting to put me off my food!'
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The inspiration for Pavlov's experiments. Ding Dong. Ding Dong. Pizza delivery!
Before the Salivating Dogs
Pavlov's dog
"I don't want them to smell fear, so I'm going to roll in something before the interview."
"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."
"Why do they do that?"
Santa Claus's Mail
"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."
Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.
"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."
Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.
'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'
"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."
"Lucky, I Said Heel!"
Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting
"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"
"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."
"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"
"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."
"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."
"The hyenas started it."
Bears catching fish
'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'
Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.
"I think the ants are mooning me again."
Cats = Zen, Dogs = Men
Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'
"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."
"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."
"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."
'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'
"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."
'We don't want you poking around here any more!'
What does aloof mean?
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