Beer Song Singer Gifts

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Do you guys serve beer?"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

Beers

Snowmobull

Beer Stall

'I know it's gassy...'

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

'I've found a way to improve on light beer!'

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'Man...You age great!'

Mars Rover - 'They are right, men are from mars.'

Santa does a keg stand.

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"