Beep Detective T-Shirts

Things that go beep in the night.

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

What did I tell you about covering your bottom when you sneeze?

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"Look, a bug!"

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

"It's not the heat that gets you it's the ants."

Children playing percussion instruments.

Exploring in the countryside.

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

I spy with my little eye in the sky …

"What's the word I'm looking for?" "What's the word I'm looking for?" "What's the word I'm looking for?"

"Dirt, flies, ants, poison ivy. Man, eating on the ground is no picnic."

"I keep hearing this annoying buzzing noise!"

'....and how big was this bee, Sir?'

Twig! Please come into my bathroom! Have you been using my makeup? You're paranoid! Everything is in its place. Why would you accuse me? Just a hunch.

Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! What's that malfunctioning machine? It's a "Justin Beeper"!

Of course nothing grew --- You just put drumsticks in the ground! I was trying to grow beets.

'No, it's not the Rapture - The kids next door got a trampoline.'

"You've always been a poor listener Harold."

"You fix it by buying a new one."

"There's that squeak again."

'Oh for crying out loud, so there's a spider in the bathtub!!'

"These are just the directions to the remote. The directions to the TV are much longer. Technology!"

Garage. Tell the scoutmaster we fixed his broken horn. Beep repaired!

"It was just humming right along - then began whistling."