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"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"Look, a bug!"

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

"It's not the heat that gets you it's the ants."

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

Children playing percussion instruments.

Exploring in the countryside.

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

"What's the word I'm looking for?" "What's the word I'm looking for?" "What's the word I'm looking for?"

"Dirt, flies, ants, poison ivy. Man, eating on the ground is no picnic."

"I keep hearing this annoying buzzing noise!"

'....and how big was this bee, Sir?'

'No, it's not the Rapture - The kids next door got a trampoline.'

"You've always been a poor listener Harold."

"You fix it by buying a new one."

"There's that squeak again."

'Oh for crying out loud, so there's a spider in the bathtub!!'

Home Business - Overnight Delivery.

"It was just humming right along - then began whistling."

Spyware is easy to see, if you know where to look.

"These are just the directions to the remote. The directions to the TV are much longer. Technology!"