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'....and how big was this bee, Sir?'

'Let's follow her next time she leaves the hive.'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"Look, a bug!"

'I found the termites!'

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

'I don't trust him - he's got beady eyes.'

'This duck call works too well.'

I think I know where the noises in your wall are coming from. Pest control.

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

Things that go beep in the night.

The EP-21 spy plane.

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

Newton's Law and Order.

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

"It's not the heat that gets you it's the ants."

Children playing percussion instruments.

Exploring in the countryside.

"Are you enjoying your escargot?"

I spy with my little eye in the sky …

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."

"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty."

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'

"It's a very effective scarecrow."

"Dirt, flies, ants, poison ivy. Man, eating on the ground is no picnic."