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"Seriously? You don't hear a ticking noise?"

Noisy Train

"I keep hearing this annoying buzzing noise!"

"Did you yip? I heard a yip … you’re sure you didn’t just yip?"

"Speak up please. The music is so loud I can't hear you."

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

'No, it's not the Rapture - The kids next door got a trampoline.'

'You're right-your car is making a funny noise.'

Insecurity guard: 'Are byou sure you didn't hear something- there it goes again!

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

Noisy energy?

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

Dog thumping tail on floor, man below thumping ceiling with broom.

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

"Why haven't noise cancelling headphones been invented yet?"

"Honey, check it out — giant porcupine tracks."

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

"I wore a wire last night to prove you really snore!"

"I don't care if you whistle while you work, but others find it disconcerting."

A musical instrument shop is positioned next to a silent treatment shop.

"I find that incessant barking eases the pain."

Fire at the Bisto Factory

'Whoever said practice makes perfect never had kids with drum sets.'

"It was just humming right along - then began whistling."

Nature Magnified

"Why is that moron screaming so loud at something that isn't there?"

Spyware is easy to see, if you know where to look.

Echo Hills - Please bear with us while we lower the decibel level.

Mass Piano Instruction in Communal Home

"I hate to say this, but I miss the days when all he did was stare at his phone."