Sneeze Detective T-Shirts

'I only sneezed because I have hay fever.'

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

'Gesundheit.'

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

Bad times to sneeze

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

I guess that's one way to get the ER renovated.

'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'

'It's nice to meet you Otto. Your scent precedes you.'

'Gesundheite!'

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

"Gesundheit."

"Uh-oh,...she smells another dog in my portfolio..."

'I say we back off: I can't smell fear at all...'

"I keep hearing this annoying buzzing noise!"

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

"I wore a wire last night to prove you really snore!"

'No, it's not the Rapture - The kids next door got a trampoline.'

"Your tests are back. You're allergic to tissues."

"Gesundheit!"

'My hay fever is really acting up.'

'You'd better get something for that sneeze. We can't keep coming out like this.'

Fire at the Bisto Factory

"Modern art?"

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, pollen to pollen, mold to mold..." "He was allergic to everything."

Sneeze

"I had to get the glass in my front window replaced. I've never known anyone with a more powerful sneeze than my dad!"

Asthma cats

Dave could never work out how he lost his nose stud.

'Gesundheit.'

'Gesundheit'

Old Men On Rockers Sneeze and Fall Over.

An elephant sneezes all over its trainer - 'Gesundheit...!'

Achooo

"Man, Clowns really creep me out. . ."