Sneeze Detective T-Shirts

'I only sneezed because I have hay fever.'

What did I tell you about covering your bottom when you sneeze?

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

'Gesundheit.'

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

Bad times to sneeze

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

I guess that's one way to get the ER renovated.

'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'

'Gesundheite!'

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

'It's nice to meet you Otto. Your scent precedes you.'

'I say we back off: I can't smell fear at all...'

"Gesundheit."

"Uh-oh,...she smells another dog in my portfolio..."

"I keep hearing this annoying buzzing noise!"

'No, it's not the Rapture - The kids next door got a trampoline.'

"Gesundheit!"

"I wore a wire last night to prove you really snore!"

"Your tests are back. You're allergic to tissues."

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

'My hay fever is really acting up.'

'You'd better get something for that sneeze. We can't keep coming out like this.'

Fire at the Bisto Factory

"Modern art?"

'Gesundheit'

Dave could never work out how he lost his nose stud.

Asthma cats

'Gesundheit.'

Sneeze

"I had to get the glass in my front window replaced. I've never known anyone with a more powerful sneeze than my dad!"

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, pollen to pollen, mold to mold..." "He was allergic to everything."

Old Men On Rockers Sneeze and Fall Over.

An elephant sneezes all over its trainer - 'Gesundheit...!'