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Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! What's that malfunctioning machine? It's a "Justin Beeper"!

Garage. Tell the scoutmaster we fixed his broken horn. Beep repaired!

Modern Pavlovian Response. Beep! Beep! Beep! Every time I hear those beeps my mouth starts watering!

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Future garbage truck driver.

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

"Tong!"

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

Artist and Musician

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

"Threatening to call the Noise Abatement Society isn't being very romantic, Sydney."

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

Library Grand Opening

Playing dustbins

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

"I mean it this time Brian, it's either me or the jazz!"

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

The Gong

"In this one, I can hear the sound of traffic."

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

"Being heard got me where I am today."