Beefeater T-Shirts

Free Range Beefeaters.

'The only problem being a Beefeater is that I'm a vegetarian.'

"Okay, who gets the beef and who gets the ants?"

"My wife isn't speaking to me."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Bumble Bee

"What did you expect in the land of milk and honey?"

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"Granberry, you're about to suffer a near-death experience!"

'King Solomon had seven hundred wives, Ed, and you just have the one. Surely you can work out your differences.'

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

"Why can't you ever relax at parties?"

"God help us, it's that guy."

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

'I'm sorry Martha, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

"Well, so far I'm managing to stay above the fray."

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

"You see?"

"What part of 'keep it bipartisan' didn’t you understand?"

Middleast Peace

Macron and Putin Talk

Gaza escalation

Unsettlements.

'See?! The Israelis Are The Savage Ones.'

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'