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Free Range Beefeaters.

'The only problem being a Beefeater is that I'm a vegetarian.'

"Okay, who gets the beef and who gets the ants?"

"My wife isn't speaking to me."

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Bumble Bee

"What did you expect in the land of milk and honey?"

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"Granberry, you're about to suffer a near-death experience!"

'King Solomon had seven hundred wives, Ed, and you just have the one. Surely you can work out your differences.'

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

"Why can't you ever relax at parties?"

"We need to work on our people-friendly image you jackass."

"We're too tired to argue. Let's let Siri and Alexa handle this for us."

'I'm sorry Martha, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

'Every pacemaker recipient is required to carry jumper cables...'

"God help us, it's that guy."

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

"Well, so far I'm managing to stay above the fray."

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

"You see?"

Middleast Peace

'See?! The Israelis Are The Savage Ones.'

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

Gaza escalation