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"Best watchdog I ever had!"

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Baroque Peacock

Bee flying to another flower.

bird interprets modern art

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

"She's just being Koi."

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Espresso Martini Peacock

Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

Prosecco Peacock

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

Prisoner still life painting.

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

'He's not showing off to me as much as he used to...'

Red hot little combo

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

Giuseppe Verdi

'Picasso'

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"It's a great work!"

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

"Me, my dream would be to attend the Cheery Blossom Festival in Japan..."