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Sergeant Meryll (of the Yeomen of the Guard)

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Astral Projection

"Whoa! Was that today?"

"Eureka! Details to follow."

"I belonged to the Audubon Society."

The Nihilist Deli.

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

"They'd sold out of #1's."

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

"Ready...."

Mother's Day at the Hive

Atlas resting whilst a seal balances the globe on its nose.

"My wife isn't speaking to me."

"No! Of course you're beautiful, now. . . it's just that, ever since you showed me those baby photos of you. Well, I just can't seem to get those images out of my head."

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

'Shakin' bacon.'

'Seeing it's your birthday, lets go and get rat arsed.'

Pipe Down

Dog with balloon, y-fronts, and party hat

'Stroke! ... Stroke! ... Stroke!'

A criminal dances for a police officer in an attempt to delay being put into jail.

"That wasn't very funny!"

Souvenir of the Great Festival of the Choral Society - View of the Hall

'...And the hotel was an absolute dump!'

"Best watchdog I ever had!"

'Why didn't you wake me? You made me miss my coffee break!'

'We're trying a more holistic approach to our surgeries.'

"Please welcome Big Alcohol."

'The only problem being a Beefeater is that I'm a vegetarian.'

Clowns working to repair clown car on roadside.

Free Range Beefeaters.

Two military officers

"Okay, who gets the beef and who gets the ants?"