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The Nihilist Deli.

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

"Whoa! Was that today?"

Artist chained to his drawing.

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

IT security.

'This guy is really good!'

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

"Ready...."

'You'll be very happy here...I know I am!'

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

A man with butterfly wings flies off away from his previous shell of a body.

"She has perfected her micro-nap to look as though she is thinking."

'This decaf's lousy.'

Give Thanks.

'I'll just grab a coffee...'

"Hey! Hey! Don't give ME attitude. I specifically asked for DECAF!"

"Whoa! Just decaf today. I only had 15 hours of sleep yesterday."

'Honey, remind me why we switched to decaf.'

'We're sorry we served you caffeinated coffee. Please accept this sleeping pill with the compliments of the management.'

'They said company perks came with the job----hope they were talking about more than this!'

The Decafé

Not quite Beverly Hills.

Fight Club.

Will work for a refill.

Rudy, Must you keep singing that song...' children in the morning...children in the evening...children at suppertime?

"Please welcome Big Alcohol."

Hark the Herald Angels Sing

Ancient Torture Device

"I think you should all consider yourself very fortunate to be here considering how few seats there are for this event."

"I'm afraid you can't sure cartoonist for using your image- you can only kill them."