Decaf Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Honey, remind me why we switched to decaf.'

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Eternal Student.

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

You've Had Enough!

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

Allegro con molto espresso

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

Countervailing Clichés.

Writers without borders.

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

Non-Power Breakfast

'Would you all please congatulate...'

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

EU and India partnership.

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

"In accordance with our new 'sharing of responsibilities initiative,' you'll all be responsible for getting my coffee." i

'What's holding him up?'

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"Make sure the coffee has extra caffeine. I want the employees awake during overtime."