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"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

'These are job perks.'

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

Waiting for retirement.

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

All-Day Breakfast

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

'You've had enough!'

'You've had enough.'

'No wonder I'm exhausted. Look at my horoscope.'

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

'I'm working about 85 cups of coffee a week. Why do you ask?'

Sermon on the Grounds...

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

The Nihilist Deli.

Gag - a graphic novel

"Are those my slippers?!"

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

The-We-Don't-Do-Cappuccino Bookshop

'It may have been a mistake switching the coffee to decaffeinated.'

This coffee can keep you up

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

'Relax. It's from the cappuccino.'

"In school I got punished for copying, yet now it's all I'm asked to do."

Sign reads: No lingering over a good cup of coffee.

'This decaf's lousy.'

'If you get one who refuses to wake up, pour it in his lap.'