Drinking Decaf Coffee T-Shirts

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

'These are job perks.'

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

All-Day Breakfast

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

Waiting for retirement.

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

'You've had enough!'

'You've had enough.'

'No wonder I'm exhausted. Look at my horoscope.'

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

The Nihilist Deli.

'I'm working about 85 cups of coffee a week. Why do you ask?'

"Are those my slippers?!"

Gag - a graphic novel

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

This coffee can keep you up

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

'It may have been a mistake switching the coffee to decaffeinated.'

The-We-Don't-Do-Cappuccino Bookshop

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

'Relax. It's from the cappuccino.'

'No idea. He's been there for as long as I can remember.'

'The good news is I'm down to one latte a day.'

'If you get one who refuses to wake up, pour it in his lap.'

'This decaf's lousy.'

"In school I got punished for copying, yet now it's all I'm asked to do."