Beefeater Admirer Mugs

"Best watchdog I ever had!"

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Baroque Peacock

Bee flying to another flower.

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

"She's just being Koi."

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

bird interprets modern art

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Espresso Martini Peacock

Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

Prosecco Peacock

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

Prisoner still life painting.

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"It's a great work!"

Giuseppe Verdi

"Me, my dream would be to attend the Cheery Blossom Festival in Japan..."

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

'He's not showing off to me as much as he used to...'

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

Red hot little combo

'Picasso'