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'Are you the dove of peace?' 'Yes. What the hell d'you want?'

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

Noise Pollution

'King Solomon had seven hundred wives, Ed, and you just have the one. Surely you can work out your differences.'

"Granberry, you're about to suffer a near-death experience!"

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

"Why can't you ever relax at parties?"

'Do you want to reschedule? Normally he has a magnetic personality, but today he seems to have reversed polarity.'

"God help us, it's that guy."

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

"Well, so far I'm managing to stay above the fray."

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

Middleast Peace

Macron and Putin Talk

"What part of 'keep it bipartisan' didn’t you understand?"

'See?! The Israelis Are The Savage Ones.'

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

Gaza escalation

Unsettlements.

"There seems to be a difference of opinion as to how to implement the co-operative learning program!"

'Hang on Darling, charging blindly is not the answer to everything: Let's try diplomacy...'

World peace...Guns 'R' Us

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

STRIP *Community Care * Office rage"

'Let's arbitrate.'

'Quick! Get me the dispute resolution mediator!'

"You both agreeing to mediation is a good start. So, your master, Rex, and your mistress, Felix, have decided to get married."