Beef Jerky Enthusiast Prints

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Important Food Groups

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

Sick Rancher Humor

Eat Beef

"We get all our meat from a man dressed like a butcher."

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

"Bad news, sir. The public isn't buying our new Pork Ala King."

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

"The good news is that a delicious stick of jerky is still a very affordable seventy-five cents."

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

'Beef Counselor - mad cow, foot and mouth, diet, nutrition, ethics'

Waiter' You betta stop that food fight, you SILLY fools! Here comes the Maitre D' !'

*=Hotdog

Family Butcher.

Jelly I.V.

I assure you the animals didn't suffer. All of our meat comes from animals who died naturally of old age while vacationing in Miami.

Down on Her.

"I'm more concerned about the two bowlfuls of jelly you apparently sit on the rest of the year."

Matador Artificial Insemination.

"Veal or non-veal?"

Pigs at butcher: 'One day son, all this will be you..'

"Appetizer is almost done."

Pizza-Fed Beef

"It says it's 100% ground beef. Only bones, brains, butts and eyeballs. Absolutely no pink slime added..."