Beef Jerky Enthusiast Gifts

The management would like to point out that no cows are treated inhumanely to make our beef jerky, other than killing them, of course. However, some rodents do report feeling humiliated during the pink squirrel process. !! !!

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Important Food Groups

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

Sick Rancher Humor

Eat Beef

"We get all our meat from a man dressed like a butcher."

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

Jelly I.V.

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

Waiter' You betta stop that food fight, you SILLY fools! Here comes the Maitre D' !'

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

'Beef Counselor - mad cow, foot and mouth, diet, nutrition, ethics'

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

*=Hotdog

"The good news is that a delicious stick of jerky is still a very affordable seventy-five cents."

Family Butcher.

"Bad news, sir. The public isn't buying our new Pork Ala King."

I assure you the animals didn't suffer. All of our meat comes from animals who died naturally of old age while vacationing in Miami.

Matador Artificial Insemination.

Down on Her.

"I'm more concerned about the two bowlfuls of jelly you apparently sit on the rest of the year."

"Veal or non-veal?"

Pigs at butcher: 'One day son, all this will be you..'

"Appetizer is almost done."

Pizza-Fed Beef