Jerky Fan Prints

A Redneck Christmas

Fly Football

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Sheep In Curlers

The Running of the Brie

"The good news is that a delicious stick of jerky is still a very affordable seventy-five cents."

Man playing chess from his parked car.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Balloon

Beachy Hair

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

A woman drags a cat who drags a mouse toy.

'You're the king now. It's time to put the past behind you.'

Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

Crimy, Denis, it used to just be you. . . .

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

"Oh believe me, I know full well the importance of nutrition: If I had been fed more Royal Jelly, I would be a queen now..."

Three ducks: two have normal bills, third one has bill turned around like bill of cap.

Peanut Butter and Jam Attack,

'If it's any consolation, I agree with you that humour is a better defence mechanism than anger.'

"He likes music and he likes comedy, but he hates musical comedies."

Joker

Scarecrow Goalie

Socially Distanced Boxers

Playing Golf with a Broom

"Lose the bells, I keep thinking there's someone at the door."

Santa takes the lift to the roof.

'Yo! We need a body. Wanna play?'