Jerky Fan Prints

A Redneck Christmas

Fly Football

"I am so attracted to you right now."

The Running of the Brie

Sheep In Curlers

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

Where Jelly Beans Come From....

"The good news is that a delicious stick of jerky is still a very affordable seventy-five cents."

"Look who I got a birthday card from!!"

Man playing chess from his parked car.

A woman drags a cat who drags a mouse toy.

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

Beachy Hair

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Balloon

'You're the king now. It's time to put the past behind you.'

Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'

Crimy, Denis, it used to just be you. . . .

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

'... and then he slammed the door in my face...'

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

"Oh believe me, I know full well the importance of nutrition: If I had been fed more Royal Jelly, I would be a queen now..."

Peanut Butter and Jam Attack,

Mayhem, Inc. Part 3

Three ducks: two have normal bills, third one has bill turned around like bill of cap.

"Lay off the jelly beans."

'If it's any consolation, I agree with you that humour is a better defence mechanism than anger.'

"Yes, I'm sure it'll work. They hate turkeys with bad taste."

"He likes music and he likes comedy, but he hates musical comedies."

"Lose the bells, I keep thinking there's someone at the door."

Joker

Socially Distanced Boxers

Playing Golf with a Broom

The management would like to point out that no cows are treated inhumanely to make our beef jerky, other than killing them, of course. However, some rodents do report feeling humiliated during the pink squirrel process. !! !!

Half Wit

Santa takes the lift to the roof.