Bee Novice Gifts

"Too much aftershave, visit to a bee farm. Bad combination."

Skiing.

"First time pruning?"

Today we learned to count to one.

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

"Could you repeat that word?"

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

"...And that's how to translate honey into money."

"Get out of my face!"

"I can carry more pollen back to the hive that way..."

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

Comb Sweet Comb

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

Time is HONEY

"Move, Gary."

Sorry

Bees v Wasps

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

"Your insurance just called. They don't cover 'having a bad day.'"

"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."

'I don't like to brag, but I'm the guy who coined the phrase, 'Honey, I'm Home'.'

'One advantage of having so many dependents is that I don't have to worry about income taxes.'

Bees Are Social Creatures.

'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

Complaints at the Beehive Condo

Bee in flight.

'Ooops. Look at it this way: you won't have to worry about bee mites infesting your colonies now.'

Bee Chess

"Keeping busy?"

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

Crisis Buzz.