Bee Novice Mugs

"Too much aftershave, visit to a bee farm. Bad combination."

Skiing.

"First time pruning?"

Today we learned to count to one.

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

"...And that's how to translate honey into money."

"I can carry more pollen back to the hive that way..."

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

"Could you repeat that word?"

"Get out of my face!"

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

Bees v Wasps

'One advantage of having so many dependents is that I don't have to worry about income taxes.'

Sorry

"Your insurance just called. They don't cover 'having a bad day.'"

"Move, Gary."

'I don't like to brag, but I'm the guy who coined the phrase, 'Honey, I'm Home'.'

Bees Are Social Creatures.

"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."

'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

Complaints at the Beehive Condo

Bee in flight.

Bee Chess

"Keeping busy?"

Crisis Buzz.

'Ooops. Look at it this way: you won't have to worry about bee mites infesting your colonies now.'

Honey Costume

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."