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'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

'Hmmm. . . the bee beard may be one of the reasons why you're still single.'

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

Emergency Hipster Beard

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

Bumble Bee

Greenfingers.

Bees SOS

wattle covers

"Could you repeat that word?"

"Get out of my face!"

The Beard in the Stone

"...And that's how to translate honey into money."

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

"I can carry more pollen back to the hive that way..."

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

"This will sting a bit."

"I appreciate the effort Carl, but I don't think you understand the swarm concept."

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

'Long shift?'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Bearded Leftie.

The Organic