Bee Beard Enthusiast Gifts

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

'Hmmm. . . the bee beard may be one of the reasons why you're still single.'

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

Emergency Hipster Beard

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

Bumble Bee

Greenfingers.

Bees SOS

wattle covers

The Beard in the Stone

"Get out of my face!"

"Could you repeat that word?"

"I can carry more pollen back to the hive that way..."

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

"...And that's how to translate honey into money."

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

"This will sting a bit."

"I appreciate the effort Carl, but I don't think you understand the swarm concept."

Comb Sweet Comb

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

'Long shift?'

Sigh … They grow up so fast, don't they?

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

Time is HONEY