Bedtime Economist Pillows

'Everyone lived happily ever after? Was the Stock at an all time high then, like it is now?'

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

Sub-prime Bear

"Well did he?"

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

'Mummy, the review of this book was more interesting.'

"Think about the honey."

'Give me something that will restore my faith in Equities . . .'

'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?'

"Are you sure that's not a typo? -- Maybe the cow jumped over the moor."

'Yeah. Yeah... Wolf, girl, grandma. I got the picture.'

"And from Newton's second law on rigid bodies it can be shown that force equals mass times acceleration...I'll show you."

'Sorry!...Recalculating.'

Santa using the stock exchange to keep track of stocks and bonds being good or bad as well as going up or down

'Times are hard so these will have to be presents for Christmas and birthday combined!'

'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'

'I don't know what's wrong with you, you seem to have celibacy on the brain!'

"I have made some notes about last night's story, that I would like you to clarify."

Oh, come on. Don't think of this as 'going to bed.' Think of this as a short break between nighttime naughtiness and morning mayhem.

"See you in the morning."

"I have no idea why Stuart Little’s mother is human — don’t overthink it."

'Monday morning feeling? But it's thursday!'

"But counting sheep makes me hungry."

"Ten more minutes of media manipulation, then it's off to bed."

'Sleep on it. That's your answer to everything.'

"You can't sleep? Have you tried meditating, then reading for an hour, then going to the couch...."

'Seriously, dad, you can't expect an A level performance on a D level allowance!'

Little Marjorie in Delusionland

'...Now just key in your safety pin number...'

'I'll only be using it as a night light.'

"Don't get your hopes up, Buster."

'Am I getting up or going to bed?'